Strain Profile
Grease Monkey THCA Flower is an indica-dominant hybrid bred from GG4 (Gorilla Glue #4) crossed with Cookies and Cream. The genetics deliver the heavy, resinous bag appeal GG4 fans expect, layered with the smooth dessert character of Cookies and Cream — dense, dark, sticky buds that smell as loud as they look.
Effects
Grease Monkey hits like its lineage suggests — fast and heavy. Onset is weighted, the body settles into deep relaxation quickly, and the head softens into a calm euphoric baseline. A classic evening cultivar for stress release, post-work decompression, or wind-down before sleep. Not a daytime strain.
Flavor & Aroma
On the nose: sweet earthy cookies up front, with a creamy vanilla middle and a heavy diesel-and-sugar finish. Smoke is full, slightly hashy, and unmistakably dessert-meets-fuel. The terpene profile leans loud and resinous — see the COA for the exact terpene breakdown of the current batch.
Lab Tested — View the COA
Every Grease Monkey harvest is third-party tested for cannabinoid content, terpenes, residual solvents, pesticides, and heavy metals. Download the Grease Monkey THCA Flower Certificate of Analysis for full test results.
Tiers Explained
Our three quality tiers are:
- Supreme — Hand-selected top-shelf buds with the densest structure, highest trichome coverage, and strongest terpene expression.
- Preferred — Premium-grade flower at a balanced price, using the same genetics and cultivation with a slightly broader bud selection.
- Essential — Our value tier, using the same strain and lab testing with smaller or more uniform buds.
Federally Compliant Hemp
Lit Farms Grease Monkey THCA Flower is hemp-derived and federally compliant under the 2018 Farm Bill — containing less than 0.3% Δ9-THC by dry weight at harvest. Must be 21+ to purchase. Not for sale in jurisdictions where THCA flower is restricted.
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